First Grade.

by denny on May 1, 2012

The USPS

by denny on April 8, 2012

I went into the Post Office today to buy a single stamp.

Without a debit card to use the machine, I had to queue. A few minutes later a Postal Worker approached me and asked why I was in line. I said that I was there for a stamp.

He then pulled a roll out of his pocket and offered me one. When I showed him my handful of change and asked, ‘how much?’ (I’ve been out of the country for some time and embarrassingly did not know), he whispered ‘free’.

Bad Hair Days

by denny on January 18, 2012

When you think to yourself that you don’t want to go out because you are having a bad hair day – remember that most people are too busy worrying about their own hair to be concerned about yours.

When I didn’t want to be photographed as a kid, my grandmother would always say to me that when you’re 80 you’ll look back at these pictures and think how beautiful you were. She was right.

I look at my ugly duckling high school shots now and – I was cute if I must say.

Kodak Moment

by denny on January 15, 2012

This morning when I opened my patio door to let the sea breeze in, I took a look out and saw two people on the shore walking with their dog. Although bundled up in coats and scarves, I thought to myself that I would like to be in that picture. Then I thought better of it and decided I was happy enough to snuggle up a little longer in bed.

Bananas Are a No Brainer

by denny on January 14, 2012

There are a few fruits – cherries, peaches, nectarines, melons, avocados – that you don’t know if they are fully ripe until you cut into them and have a good bite. And when they are, life couldn’t be better. You may only have a few hour window to eat them when they are perfect.

No wonder these poor fruits rarely get invited to dinner parties. Timing is everything.

Just Another Day

by denny on December 31, 2011

When people say that today is just another day, it occurs to me that it is regardless of the calendar date. But can every day really be no different than Christmas, New Years or Easter… ? I do though like the idea that each can be equally magical (and make Christmas, New Years and Easter overrated).

Only Words

December 10, 2011

I have two dogs. Fairly high on the IQ level as most dog parents believe their dogs to be. You can have a complete conversation while they knowingly nod along. The only thing that I haven’t figured out is their lack of language skills. I get a rush of attention if I say: Food Walk(ie) [...]

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I Double Dare You

December 5, 2011

Trust me, you won’t look back. Ingredients: 1 lb Cranberries, raw 3 oranges, unpeeled, without seeds Sugar Preparation: Coarsely grind the cranberries and oranges with a food processor. Sweeten to taste with a pinch of sugar. Pucker up.

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In Case of an Emergency

December 1, 2011

I was on a flight once from Denver to New York. On take off, the right engine blew up and the plane caught on fire. I happened to be sitting on the right wing isle. Despite stewards’ pre-flight advice planning to remain calm in the event of an emergency – and in complete darkness, the [...]

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Roy

November 22, 2011

There is a maintenance man that oversees the property where we live. His name is Roy. And this poor fellow gets the brunt of voice mails about leaking roofs, black mold, lack of heating, clogged pipes… Our flat is part of a building that rightfully should be condemned. While it is in a beautiful location, [...]

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